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PostSubject: Nerd jokes?   Mon Jun 07, 2010 11:07 am

Why not some nerd/geek jokes? x3

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Why 6 is affraid of 7?
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PostSubject: Re: Nerd jokes?   Mon Jun 07, 2010 2:06 pm

I do poems better than jokes TT <---painful experience of first 10 yrs being tortured by cousins' jokes and parents telling me to grow because I'm too short [im taller now]
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PostSubject: Re: Nerd jokes?   Mon Jun 07, 2010 2:24 pm

x3 heeey, it's alright Very Happy but correct answer was
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PostSubject: Re: Nerd jokes?   Mon Jun 07, 2010 2:45 pm

Meow
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PostSubject: Re: Nerd jokes?   Tue Jun 08, 2010 7:52 pm

So a farmer takes his chicken to see a Physicist and goes,

"Doc, I need your help my chicken is sick."

So the Physicist takes a look and after carefully checking the chicken he tells the farmer,

"I know how to cure it but it will only work with a spherical chicken in a vacuum."

There that nerd enough for ya?
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PostSubject: Re: Nerd jokes?   Tue Jun 08, 2010 8:03 pm

-Confused at first sight-
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PostSubject: Re: Nerd jokes?   Tue Jun 08, 2010 10:04 pm

holy crap zeze over 200 pots you're gonna hit 1k by the end of the week... the thing is you're not even spamming your actually helping and talking to people....
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PostSubject: Re: Nerd jokes?   Tue Jun 08, 2010 11:24 pm

Pwn: The total shutdown or domination of a person place or thing.

Quote from Nigahiga.
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PostSubject: Re: Nerd jokes?   Wed Jun 09, 2010 12:46 am

@Zekeinferno wrote:
Pwn: The total shutdown or domination of a person place or thing.

Quote from Nigahiga.

ZOMGROFL!!!!! ~ Quote by a pathetic 10-yr-old nerd?


OFF TOPIC: For NTreev, I did this which Family Guy character are you. I GOT $5.40 WORTH! IT WORKED! Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Nerd jokes?   Wed Jun 09, 2010 7:11 pm

a person walks into a bar.


hey, it's funny to me.
i always over think it...and I start to laugh.

my friends think im really abnormal for that.
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PostSubject: Re: Nerd jokes?   Wed Jun 09, 2010 10:59 pm

This place reminds me of Gaia online at some point... Man, that place is creepy.
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PostSubject: Re: Nerd jokes?   Wed Jun 09, 2010 11:02 pm

@Fallen_ wrote:
This place reminds me of Gaia online at some point... Man, that place is creepy.


whats creepy is that you went to gaia online. oooh, snaaaaap.


seriously though. no harm intended.

and i never gone to gaia.
whats it like? if its anything like here. then it must be a good place.
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PostSubject: Re: Nerd jokes?   Wed Jun 09, 2010 11:16 pm

Miliken wrote:
must be a good place.

........ Lol. The reason why I went on there is because a friend put me in. I haven't really done any voluntary stuffs on there either. e__o
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PostSubject: Re: Nerd jokes?   Wed Jun 09, 2010 11:19 pm

friend OWNS YOU?

thats ok. a friend owns me.
hes mean, very mean.
when things dont go his way.

its not much owning as it is of being a friend.

i have a horrible best friend.
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PostSubject: Re: Nerd jokes?   Wed Jun 09, 2010 11:43 pm

Miliken wrote:
i have a horrible best friend.
My my, tough life for you thar buddy.
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PostSubject: Re: Nerd jokes?   Wed Jun 09, 2010 11:45 pm

he's not that horrible.

but when he steals my icecream.
its just the worst. worst, worst.

iv'e been told im going off topic too much.
so lets, you know. stray our car in the right direction.

but i'll drive. since i want to learn how to do so.
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PostSubject: Re: Nerd jokes?   Sat Jun 12, 2010 11:22 pm

Steals?Ice?Cream? What a Face

Smack a ho.
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PostSubject: Re: Nerd jokes?   Sun Jun 13, 2010 1:36 am

if it was stolen chocolate icecream.

you can bet a gentleman fight would occur.
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PostSubject: Re: Nerd jokes?   Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:26 pm

i got a joke for u guys o.O

A drunk man goes in to teh train...and puked to and mans pullover.
the man (victim) say's: WTF U SWINE!
the otehr guys says after this: Me? look at you pig
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PostSubject: Re: Nerd jokes?   Mon Jun 14, 2010 5:57 pm

@Shinkai wrote:
i got a joke for u guys o.O

A drunk man goes in to teh train...and puked to and mans pullover.
the man (victim) say's: WTF U SWINE!
the otehr guys says after this: Me? look at you pig




you reminded me of this scene from team america.
some bad language may occuuuurrr.




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PostSubject: Re: Nerd jokes?   Mon Jun 14, 2010 6:03 pm

Miliken wrote:
@Shinkai wrote:
i got a joke for u guys o.O

A drunk man goes in to teh train...and puked to and mans pullover.
the man (victim) say's: WTF U SWINE!
the otehr guys says after this: Me? look at you pig




you reminded me of this scene from team america.
some bad language may occuuuurrr.






lmao in my country doesnt exist something like that, but this is so awesome! xD
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PostSubject: Re: Nerd jokes?   Mon Jun 14, 2010 6:16 pm

Well now it's nice to know every time I hear the word vomit I have something to laugh to myself about.Lmao!
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PostSubject: Re: Nerd jokes?   Tue Jun 15, 2010 3:05 am

ahahah, Family Guy Puke-A-Thon is better in many ways ;p

http://fliiby.com/file/51774/m5fd8cko8d.html
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PostSubject: Re: Nerd jokes?   Fri Jun 18, 2010 8:54 pm

What did 0 say to 8?

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PostSubject: Re: Nerd jokes?   Sun Jun 20, 2010 3:26 am

ohh, I dunno this one xD what? what?Very Happy
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