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AhegaoMaster
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PostSubject: Pet peeves @ noob healers   Sat Feb 18, 2017 7:30 pm

Have you ever been in a situation where you needed ammo, so you see a nigga with a blume HD + bubble healing faggot. As you are just about to approach the ammo field, that fat bastard places a bubble ontop of the ammo field and you miss your chance to get some nice ammo. :') Have you also experienced trying to get some auto repair from regina/pretistol heal fields but some fat ass bubble healer decided to shit ontop of the field because they are an asshole and a piece of shit so you can't get that eeeextra teeny bit of HP? Ya iT SuCkz. Do you ever contemplate how shitty your healer is because they're so far in the back to where your teamates have to fly all the way back for some heals and by the time they arrive to go kick some ass the enemy team has already pushed your team back?? That suxs 2 fam, or when they run out of ammo so they just disappear half of the match farming for ammo for like 4 minutes instead of doing some other useful shit like dying and probably using something else.

1. stay with your team, they are your meat shields. Don't stay too far back.

2. Do not place your bubbles on-top of an ammo field or an auto repair field.

3. Conserve bubbles and place them where its easier for your team mates to reach. Do not place buff devastators bubble directly under the PS put it aside or some shit man.

4. Fuck off and uninstall the game if you run fresh 0 tgh melfi memes.

5. Stop trolling the team by saying you're repairing when you're actually just a gay azz chibi.

6. For the literal actual love of God do not override people's ammo buff with your hyper shot wonderbit. Do not stand on the ammo field with your hs bit activated.

7. Don't say you're repairing when you're playing as a buffer plz I cry.

Add more plz ty

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PostSubject: Re: Pet peeves @ noob healers   Sat Feb 18, 2017 8:04 pm

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7. Don't say you're repairing when you're playing as a buffer plz I cry.

Lala Ricottes spamming repairing I cri everytim

Also when Berithias run around with a repair bit
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PostSubject: Re: Pet peeves @ noob healers   Sat Feb 18, 2017 9:50 pm

>My boipucci is lubed in preperation for dildo with Stun Supply branding
>I still moan like grill if I can't have Blume's headjob
>Needing to replenish your subweapon ammo :^^^^^^^^)


>Titanphallus or Moob goddess+Blume HD
>for some silly reason ppl still assume I'm actually looking at the screen
>Bitch I'm here for the score. FARM ROOM!

>Vagina field
>typically people sit in the field and under her bit while spaming #em3
>please no Bubble because that will slow us down :B

I think at this point, most of the people doing these "mistakes" are really just too lazy to press the directional buttons between subweapon uses.
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PostSubject: Re: Pet peeves @ noob healers   Sat Feb 18, 2017 10:05 pm

8. Don't play healer this is a fighting game not surgeon simulator.
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PostSubject: Re: Pet peeves @ noob healers   Sat Feb 18, 2017 10:55 pm

this isn't a fighting game wtf
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PostSubject: Re: Pet peeves @ noob healers   Sat Feb 18, 2017 11:16 pm

@Esequienes? wrote:
8. Don't play healer this is a fighting game not surgeon simulator.
It's a shooting game, but you use trhe babboongrindr which doesn't shoot at all confused confused confused

Seriously, sometimes reading your posts, is like watching these videos where activists from some piss poor countriy, discuss something they saw in the in the net.
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PostSubject: Re: Pet peeves @ noob healers   Sun Feb 19, 2017 12:28 am

Did you try turning it off and off again?
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PostSubject: Re: Pet peeves @ noob healers   Sun Feb 19, 2017 12:29 am

Its not really a shooting game either.
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PostSubject: Re: Pet peeves @ noob healers   Sun Feb 19, 2017 12:39 am

@Esequienes? wrote:
Its not really a shooting game either.


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PostSubject: Re: Pet peeves @ noob healers   Sun Feb 19, 2017 12:56 am

If you call the "aiming" system of CBEN a shooting game...
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PostSubject: Re: Pet peeves @ noob healers   Sun Feb 19, 2017 12:58 am



Can't fully blame people for using repairing voice command when giving buffs instead, because CS being CS didn't think we'd need one, but I can blame them for never asking for such line and just get rid of one of the useless ones.

Gotta say, if there's one thing I hate is Anna's that never stop moving, they are running after people to heal/buff, only to leave a bunch of others outside of it, usually the ones that actually bothered to gather near her after she used the repair voice command.
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PostSubject: Re: Pet peeves @ noob healers   Sun Feb 19, 2017 1:27 am

@AhegaoMaster wrote:
4. Fuck off and uninstall the game if you run fresh 0 tgh melfi memes.

fite me fggt
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PostSubject: Re: Pet peeves @ noob healers   Sun Feb 19, 2017 5:49 am

But does it shoot ?
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PostSubject: Re: Pet peeves @ noob healers   Sun Feb 19, 2017 10:13 am

I still want Anna...
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PostSubject: Re: Pet peeves @ noob healers   Sun Feb 19, 2017 10:06 pm

Diabolical wrote:
this isn't a fighting game wtf
cb is the sequel of this fighting game, man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfpST562T9E
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