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KidGlitch
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PostSubject: Someone's Farewell Thread   Someone's Farewell Thread EmptyFri Jan 10, 2014 2:07 am

While I admit it has been incredibly entertaining, I believe it's time for me to move on. The only thing I truly regret is that if this community is representative of the population as a whole, humanity is well and truly on its way to extinction. The sheer gullibility of 90% of you has made you an incredibly amusing profile, but my ruse has been uncovered after two years of enjoyment, so this will be my last post. While not everything I said was prevarication, the fact that so many of you went so far as to even consider the possible reality of even some of the things I said speaks volumes about the lack of basic sense in our society. While the majority of you have provided hours of endless amusement via sheer oblivion, there are a small number of individuals who I admit I have become somewhat attached to. This has never happened in a previous profile. If you can forgive me and find me, I'm more than willing to continue our correspondence. I might even give you my real name. That being said, I doubt you can do either of those things, but one can dream, can they not? To those of you who took what I said with a grain of salt, I applaud the fact that you might actually be capable of basic critical thinking; however, I also lament the fact that it would take anyone this long to figure out what common sense should have told an individual out of the gate. I believe I am not mistaken when I say that this is the most entertaining profile I have ever done, and I am forever in your debt.

Sincerely,
Mulciber

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PostSubject: Re: Someone's Farewell Thread   Someone's Farewell Thread EmptyFri Jan 10, 2014 2:14 am

You shall be forever remembered

goodbye

thanks hmmm sensei..err senpai

I shall remember you as my mentor in cb

looks like we both have the same goal

feel free to consider me as a hypocrite

;_;
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PostSubject: Re: Someone's Farewell Thread   Someone's Farewell Thread EmptyFri Jan 10, 2014 4:51 am

I don't even really post here anymore at all but I signed in just to point out how intensely fedoracore this post is
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PostSubject: Re: Someone's Farewell Thread   Someone's Farewell Thread EmptyFri Jan 10, 2014 4:57 am

He even deleted his (I'm guessing fake) facebook account.
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PostSubject: Re: Someone's Farewell Thread   Someone's Farewell Thread EmptyFri Jan 10, 2014 5:00 am

He doesn't realize he's part of the reason this community is shit.

Never come back.
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PostSubject: Re: Someone's Farewell Thread   Someone's Farewell Thread EmptyFri Jan 10, 2014 5:09 am

So basically you spent your entire time here acting like a compulsive liar, telling people stories about how your life is so interesting and active and cool and fun. Someone takes all of five fucking seconds, reverse image searches one of your posts, and calls you out on being a hollow shell of what you wish you were.

Son, you weren't fooling jack shit. You constantly post about fucking your girlfriend, about how your the top three percent smartest or some DUMB SHIT. The shit you spout is so blatantly fucking stupid and over the top that we've just decided the best decision is to ignore you and let you tell yourself your life is actually this good. Our approach to you is a lot like Jace. It's some spoiled kid wishing he was really this cool, but we just ignore him and let him pretend anyways.

Someone's Farewell Thread Jace

I really don't think anyone took you seriously after I chaos dunked your ass for acting like you're truly deserving of sitting on top of the world with the rest of the geniuses. From there it became pretty fucking clear as you spiraled out of control with inane stories about fucking your girlfriend and having wild implausible adventures every other day.

But you know what? You want to write a wall of text using big words? You want to use the important words that make your brain feel less small? Go right ahead. It's pretty clear you don't value your self esteem, your dignity, or other people at all. Feel free to impulsively lie to every person you meet with these blithering stories.

You don't value your self esteem, because you're too busy making it up for yourself to value what little you have.

You don't value your dignity, because when you get called out rather than slinking away or deleting posts or saying you're just dicking around, you would rather pull out your gold member premium Tard Card and flash it at us.

You don't value other people, because you insistently lie to them constantly and betray their trust around every turn.

I mean, seriously, I haven't even read your entire post. I got to "the sheer gullibility" and I decided, "no, this post has nothing of value. kidglitch is relicting the fuck out again". This is the same shit you tried to pull on me months ago, except back then I was the only person slamming your face into the pavement for it. It's only going to get worse from here.

You're a fucking child KidGlitch.

Oh, so the name does mean something, haha.
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PostSubject: Re: Someone's Farewell Thread   Someone's Farewell Thread EmptyFri Jan 10, 2014 6:19 am

You know what? No. I was going to type a long paragraph about how badly you've shaped yourself out to be. Normally I would, but I'm not going to for you.

Maybe one day you'll actually discover what living is.
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PostSubject: Re: Someone's Farewell Thread   Someone's Farewell Thread EmptyFri Jan 10, 2014 6:30 am

Kid-senpai next time don't go saying that your smarter than Einstein....

Einstein's IQ was around 160....

- w-

anyway I'm still consoling for you because

1.you were nice enough to teach me basics in CB
2.I believe in 'Let dreaming people dream'

~~

but there are boundaries you must not cross


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PostSubject: Re: Someone's Farewell Thread   Someone's Farewell Thread EmptyFri Jan 10, 2014 8:54 am

@Steffan wrote:
So basically you spent your entire time here acting like a compulsive liar, telling people stories about how your life is so interesting and active and cool and fun. Someone takes all of five fucking seconds, reverse image searches one of your posts, and calls you out on being a hollow shell of what you wish you were.

Son, you weren't fooling jack shit. You constantly post about fucking your girlfriend, about how your the top three percent smartest or some DUMB SHIT. The shit you spout is so blatantly fucking stupid and over the top that we've just decided the best decision is to ignore you and let you tell yourself your life is actually this good. Our approach to you is a lot like Jace. It's some spoiled kid wishing he was really this cool, but we just ignore him and let him pretend anyways.

Someone's Farewell Thread Jace

I really don't think anyone took you seriously after I chaos dunked your ass for acting like you're truly deserving of sitting on top of the world with the rest of the geniuses. From there it became pretty fucking clear as you spiraled out of control with inane stories about fucking your girlfriend and having wild implausible adventures every other day.

But you know what? You want to write a wall of text using big words? You want to use the important words that make your brain feel less small? Go right ahead. It's pretty clear you don't value your self esteem, your dignity, or other people at all. Feel free to impulsively lie to every person you meet with these blithering stories.

You don't value your self esteem, because you're too busy making it up for yourself to value what little you have.

You don't value your dignity, because when you get called out rather than slinking away or deleting posts or saying you're just dicking around, you would rather pull out your gold member premium Tard Card and flash it at us.

You don't value other people, because you insistently lie to them constantly and betray their trust around every turn.

I mean, seriously, I haven't even read your entire post. I got to "the sheer gullibility" and I decided, "no, this post has nothing of value. kidglitch is relicting the fuck out again". This is the same shit you tried to pull on me months ago, except back then I was the only person slamming your face into the pavement for it. It's only going to get worse from here.

You're a fucking child KidGlitch.

Oh, so the name does mean something, haha.

Dumb off topic question time

Why did you compare KidGlitch to Jace

I mean I know you stated why but one of the two doesn't seem to act like that
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PostSubject: Re: Someone's Farewell Thread   Someone's Farewell Thread EmptyFri Jan 10, 2014 1:07 pm

Damn, I can feel the euphoria flowing from that post.
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That_Wiesel_Guy
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PostSubject: Re: Someone's Farewell Thread   Someone's Farewell Thread EmptyFri Jan 10, 2014 1:20 pm

Thanks for the UGCs.
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Toilet-Flusher
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PostSubject: Re: Someone's Farewell Thread   Someone's Farewell Thread EmptyFri Jan 10, 2014 1:36 pm

gg
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PostSubject: Re: Someone's Farewell Thread   Someone's Farewell Thread EmptyFri Jan 10, 2014 1:44 pm

Can I copy and paste you some more CBJP links for more money Einstein-kun? #em3

Really though:
 

Don't forget your trenchcoat on the way out.
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PostSubject: Re: Someone's Farewell Thread   Someone's Farewell Thread EmptyFri Jan 10, 2014 2:02 pm

*tips le fedora*
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PostSubject: Re: Someone's Farewell Thread   Someone's Farewell Thread EmptyFri Jan 10, 2014 3:05 pm

@Koiro wrote:
@Steffan wrote:
So basically you spent your entire time here acting like a compulsive liar, telling people stories about how your life is so interesting and active and cool and fun. Someone takes all of five fucking seconds, reverse image searches one of your posts, and calls you out on being a hollow shell of what you wish you were.

Son, you weren't fooling jack shit. You constantly post about fucking your girlfriend, about how your the top three percent smartest or some DUMB SHIT. The shit you spout is so blatantly fucking stupid and over the top that we've just decided the best decision is to ignore you and let you tell yourself your life is actually this good. Our approach to you is a lot like Jace. It's some spoiled kid wishing he was really this cool, but we just ignore him and let him pretend anyways.

Someone's Farewell Thread Jace

I really don't think anyone took you seriously after I chaos dunked your ass for acting like you're truly deserving of sitting on top of the world with the rest of the geniuses. From there it became pretty fucking clear as you spiraled out of control with inane stories about fucking your girlfriend and having wild implausible adventures every other day.

But you know what? You want to write a wall of text using big words? You want to use the important words that make your brain feel less small? Go right ahead. It's pretty clear you don't value your self esteem, your dignity, or other people at all. Feel free to impulsively lie to every person you meet with these blithering stories.

You don't value your self esteem, because you're too busy making it up for yourself to value what little you have.

You don't value your dignity, because when you get called out rather than slinking away or deleting posts or saying you're just dicking around, you would rather pull out your gold member premium Tard Card and flash it at us.

You don't value other people, because you insistently lie to them constantly and betray their trust around every turn.

I mean, seriously, I haven't even read your entire post. I got to "the sheer gullibility" and I decided, "no, this post has nothing of value. kidglitch is relicting the fuck out again". This is the same shit you tried to pull on me months ago, except back then I was the only person slamming your face into the pavement for it. It's only going to get worse from here.

You're a fucking child KidGlitch.

Oh, so the name does mean something, haha.

Dumb off topic question time

Why did you compare KidGlitch to Jace

I mean I know you stated why but one of the two doesn't seem to act like that
I was going to write a big wall on why this is but seriously just fucking look at him. Anyone using Jace for reasons other than shitting on shitters definitely wishes they were this cool. This fucker is edge defined.

Spoiler:
 
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PostSubject: Re: Someone's Farewell Thread   Someone's Farewell Thread EmptyFri Jan 10, 2014 3:16 pm

not tim/10
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PostSubject: Re: Someone's Farewell Thread   Someone's Farewell Thread EmptyFri Jan 10, 2014 3:44 pm

@Shai wrote:
He doesn't realize he's part of the reason this community is shit.

Never come back.
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PostSubject: Re: Someone's Farewell Thread   Someone's Farewell Thread EmptyFri Jan 10, 2014 3:49 pm

Lying is bad. Lying about why you lied is worse.

You are a terrible person, bye.
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PostSubject: Re: Someone's Farewell Thread   Someone's Farewell Thread EmptyFri Jan 10, 2014 4:52 pm

@Steffan wrote:
@Koiro wrote:
@Steffan wrote:
So basically you spent your entire time here acting like a compulsive liar, telling people stories about how your life is so interesting and active and cool and fun. Someone takes all of five fucking seconds, reverse image searches one of your posts, and calls you out on being a hollow shell of what you wish you were.

Son, you weren't fooling jack shit. You constantly post about fucking your girlfriend, about how your the top three percent smartest or some DUMB SHIT. The shit you spout is so blatantly fucking stupid and over the top that we've just decided the best decision is to ignore you and let you tell yourself your life is actually this good. Our approach to you is a lot like Jace. It's some spoiled kid wishing he was really this cool, but we just ignore him and let him pretend anyways.

Someone's Farewell Thread Jace

I really don't think anyone took you seriously after I chaos dunked your ass for acting like you're truly deserving of sitting on top of the world with the rest of the geniuses. From there it became pretty fucking clear as you spiraled out of control with inane stories about fucking your girlfriend and having wild implausible adventures every other day.

But you know what? You want to write a wall of text using big words? You want to use the important words that make your brain feel less small? Go right ahead. It's pretty clear you don't value your self esteem, your dignity, or other people at all. Feel free to impulsively lie to every person you meet with these blithering stories.

You don't value your self esteem, because you're too busy making it up for yourself to value what little you have.

You don't value your dignity, because when you get called out rather than slinking away or deleting posts or saying you're just dicking around, you would rather pull out your gold member premium Tard Card and flash it at us.

You don't value other people, because you insistently lie to them constantly and betray their trust around every turn.

I mean, seriously, I haven't even read your entire post. I got to "the sheer gullibility" and I decided, "no, this post has nothing of value. kidglitch is relicting the fuck out again". This is the same shit you tried to pull on me months ago, except back then I was the only person slamming your face into the pavement for it. It's only going to get worse from here.

You're a fucking child KidGlitch.

Oh, so the name does mean something, haha.

Dumb off topic question time

Why did you compare KidGlitch to Jace

I mean I know you stated why but one of the two doesn't seem to act like that
I was going to write a big wall on why this is but seriously just fucking look at him. Anyone using Jace for reasons other than shitting on shitters definitely wishes they were this cool. This fucker is edge defined.

Spoiler:
 

Oh I thought you were saying Jace was one of those people who pretends to be all that cool. Mb milez

@topic

Have fun lying and deceiving other people and constructing fake friendships with the people who actually thought you actually thought of them as friends you little shitter. That's worse than having a friend who deceives you, at least they were your true friend, if only for even a bit. Go off and live your shitty little fantasy life.
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PostSubject: Re: Someone's Farewell Thread   Someone's Farewell Thread EmptyFri Jan 10, 2014 5:02 pm

To be fair Jace is pretty dickish and perfectionist.
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PostSubject: Re: Someone's Farewell Thread   Someone's Farewell Thread EmptyFri Jan 10, 2014 5:04 pm

Jace is badass
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PostSubject: Re: Someone's Farewell Thread   Someone's Farewell Thread EmptyFri Jan 10, 2014 5:55 pm

Not really. Jace is what happens when you take someone overly insistent on being normal and you put them in a fuck crazy universe. He's basically Sasuke before he went edgelord over his family dying to death and shit. Read the first few chapters of Naruto. They're the same person.
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PostSubject: Re: Someone's Farewell Thread   Someone's Farewell Thread EmptyFri Jan 10, 2014 5:59 pm

It took me half a second to realize what you said was a lie. The only reason I reverse image searched the "cooking" photo is because the paragraph I read before that (which was the first post of yours I had ever read) was blatantly false. Its pretty funny how you see yourself superior to others while in fact you are probably degree less, jobless, friendless, and living in your mom's basement fapping to ponies while sticking your dick into pillows (the hole is probably too big for you though). If you just apologized and said that you wanted to start over, I'm pretty sure everyone here would be okay with it, but you pull the whole "everyone is retarded, I'm better than you" bullshit. Just be glad no one is going to post this to 4chan or reddit and good luck with your next "profile" wherever you go to from here.
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PostSubject: Re: Someone's Farewell Thread   Someone's Farewell Thread EmptyFri Jan 10, 2014 6:05 pm

I guess after remembering the old eps of Nurutu (back when I actually still had respect for this shit) I can see the similarities between the two, how Sasuke portrays himself as this fuckhueg badass with no emotions or feelings. But I dunno, I can actually forgive Jace for being a huge #EDGEMASTER. I mean at least he actually bothered to show he cares for his friends and has emotions, if even a little.
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PostSubject: Re: Someone's Farewell Thread   Someone's Farewell Thread EmptyFri Jan 10, 2014 6:09 pm

this is some autism right here.
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