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PostSubject: The many deaths of CB!   Sun Jun 09, 2013 9:34 pm

Ever seen or heard 1000 Ways to Die? I surely did. Seen many parodies and variants too. So, why not make one for Cosmic Break for the giggles?

Just simply post as many different ways to die, how to do each of them, and I'll try to peform all of these, and maybe you'll have a few laughs out of me.

We're aiming for 50 different ways. Good luck!

1) Charging into an enemy ART wall with an AIR that has less than 50 HP, then dying from an inescapable barrage of explosives

2) Cactus-hugging

3) Use Fire Pillar/Trap on myself, die to fire

4) Using a L-ART equipped w/ sword and attempt to destroy PS

5) Use chibi, kill robot, then get ambushed by 3 Ivises

6) Meleeing an AIR mid air without any floor below

EDIT: Yeah... Don't think I'll ever get to do this. Just forget this thread. And/or me.


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PostSubject: Re: The many deaths of CB!   Sun Jun 09, 2013 9:54 pm

Are you desperate? Since you said:

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I'll try to peform all of these, and maybe you'll have a few laughs out of me.

but anyway, worst death scenario in CB:

Breaking through enemy art wall with a critically damaged Air ( 50 HP or less ).

Losing both arms and losing your head after previously getting attacked.

And barrages of missiles and explosives flying towards yourself as you fly through...
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PostSubject: Re: The many deaths of CB!   Sun Jun 09, 2013 11:28 pm

Perform copulation with a Meta Cactus for the entire duration of a match.
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PostSubject: Re: The many deaths of CB!   Mon Jun 10, 2013 12:07 am

@resireth wrote:
Perform copulation with a Meta Cactus for the entire duration of a match.

10/10
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PostSubject: Re: The many deaths of CB!   Mon Jun 10, 2013 12:08 am

@resireth wrote:
Perform copulation with a Meta Cactus for the entire duration of a match.
Muhdick ;_;
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PostSubject: Re: The many deaths of CB!   Mon Jun 10, 2013 2:54 am

Koiro10 wrote:
@resireth wrote:
Perform copulation with a Meta Cactus for the entire duration of a match.
Muhdick ;_;

Nobody said you can't be on the receiving end #em3.5
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PostSubject: Re: The many deaths of CB!   Mon Jun 10, 2013 5:43 am

This happened already before:

Me using Monica, ultimaz being ultimaz, fires Payrocket, hit, Booster Trouble, at least <10 HP left, suddenly.... Meta Cactus, >10 damage , PKed.
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PostSubject: Re: The many deaths of CB!   Mon Jun 10, 2013 9:03 am

Acquire fat Art. Give it a sword. Move towards the enemy PS swinging it with all your might.

Attempt to beat an Ouka\Fencer\Ivis at meele using a Zero Saber Girl.

Challenge a Omega Hippo to a staring contest.

Spam *Repairing* until enough people have gathered at your team's PS. Use your Burst Fire bit (Karmatic death only).

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PostSubject: Re: The many deaths of CB!   Mon Jun 10, 2013 10:59 am

Stovldodge an illumis amj alba missile barrage to land on top of an eris with ~100 HP.
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PostSubject: Re: The many deaths of CB!   Mon Jun 10, 2013 11:03 am

Land on several enemy lnd melee bots...
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PostSubject: Re: The many deaths of CB!   Mon Jun 10, 2013 11:05 am

@resireth wrote:
Koiro10 wrote:
@resireth wrote:
Perform copulation with a Meta Cactus for the entire duration of a match.
Muhdick ;_;

Nobody said you can't be on the receiving end #em3.5
Muhanus ;_;
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PostSubject: Re: The many deaths of CB!   Mon Jun 10, 2013 11:46 am

Use Brickgale TOPAZ BS with a metacactus behind you.

Hide in the lava and get locked-down with Waste Booster or Slow effects :3c
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PostSubject: Re: The many deaths of CB!   Mon Jun 10, 2013 11:56 am

Fire trap yourself for bonus fly to escape- die to fire.[i]


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PostSubject: Re: The many deaths of CB!   Mon Jun 10, 2013 12:11 pm

@Richitt wrote:
Fire pillar yourself for bonus fly to escape- die to fire.
Except fire pillars do not burn their owners. The only way you could do this one is by being pillared by someone else, OR by Blazed Baron BD.
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PostSubject: Re: The many deaths of CB!   Mon Jun 10, 2013 12:20 pm

Astral_Goddess wrote:
@Richitt wrote:
Fire pillar yourself for bonus fly to escape- die to fire.
Except fire pillars do not burn their owners. The only way you could do this one is by being pillared by someone else, OR by Blazed Baron BD.
Seriously? I would've swore I hit myself with it once or twice by dashing into one I fired.


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PostSubject: Re: The many deaths of CB!   Mon Jun 10, 2013 12:47 pm

Melee an air that flying high on the Temple Site. :v
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PostSubject: Re: The many deaths of CB!   Mon Jun 10, 2013 2:11 pm

Maybe if you pillar in front of a wall or just lag that hard. Everything's possible wit mach 7 magic!

@Topic: Being a circle with untuned faggots.
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PostSubject: Re: The many deaths of CB!   Thu Jun 13, 2013 7:26 pm

Being a chibi, killed one bot, then suddenly three Ivis surrounds you with no warning
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