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PostSubject: How to be a faggot in CB.   Wed Jan 23, 2013 1:07 am

1. Make sure you name yourself something shitty like "xXevilboyXx".

2. Spend $1000's on this game until you get a Voxsha/Darkris/Crimsonvis/Skillvia, or any of their variants, if the have any.

3. Put 3 untuned, 1k cost Reshas/Erises/Ivises/Sylvias in your commando.

4. With you Tunco lag and Engrish, rush headlong into the battlefield, by yourself, without backup, into the enemy PS, only to get killed by everything including Frog Landers, and only end up managing to kill a couple of Wonder Bits.

5. Complain that everyone who has skill is cheating/haxing/using Tunco lag.

6. Get dead last place in every single Arena match you're in and complain some more for the same reasons in step #6.

7. Ragequit, say you hate this company, then spend another cool $1,000,000 on this game like the faggot that you are.

8. Make a CBFF account and attention-whore yourself by constantly announcing that you're qutting, only to announce that you've come back to the game. Repeat until profit.

9. The last step. Realizing that noone cares for you you have 3 final paths to take: Good end, in which you get your shit together and quit this game, Bad end, in which you stick around this game for another few months until you go bankrupt and quit this game, or Worst end, in which you continue to attention-whore yourself in this game and learn nothing from your mistakes, constantly using the same high-cost broken bots in Arena and losing in Arena, and going bankrupt and losing what little friends you have in-game and irl (Although at this point, you probably no longer have a life.). Proceed to kill yourself. Congratulations, you've been inducted into the official Seaben Meta Hall of Indo Faggotry.

Optional: Use two chat comments to write one sentence and put a gormless smiley behind everything you type. (H(P)immel thought of this wan.)

Optional 2: Talk like this, "Rush, kill, die... Ignore all child crying... (also as add on, you can argue with them, like if you really care, sarcasm and like are recomend.. that will make them go mad... that is awesome funny)also... stop crying.. Eris was nerfed!!!!". And this, "become a realm men nd no the power of bobs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Xd" (-DarkChuky, 2012)<(This siggy isn't needed.)(And, I'm sorry DarkChucky, I really am, because I don't like to make fun of people unless I'm joking around, but your spelling is atrocious. Potatosan thought of this wan.)

TL;DR: Spend lots 'o money, use lots 'o zeros, attention-hoar yourself, kill yourself because when you came across this game you had little going on in your life, only to lose that by playing this game (No srsly though, read this ENTIRE post or I will find where you live, go to your house, and force you to eat and choke on girl docks, ENTIRE GIRL DOCKS FUCKER.).


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PostSubject: Re: How to be a faggot in CB.   Wed Jan 23, 2013 1:45 am

he is mad
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PostSubject: Re: How to be a faggot in CB.   Wed Jan 23, 2013 1:51 am

@necrodrakath wrote:
he is mad
T'was only a joke, no need to take it srs.
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PostSubject: Re: How to be a faggot in CB.   Wed Jan 23, 2013 1:59 am

hao 2 untuned 2k cost?
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PostSubject: Re: How to be a faggot in CB.   Wed Jan 23, 2013 2:01 am

I'm going to have to see your satire license and proof of bemusement.:
 
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PostSubject: Re: How to be a faggot in CB.   Wed Jan 23, 2013 2:11 am

dabes guide 69/10
would use it if i was new to dis game
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PostSubject: Re: How to be a faggot in CB.   Wed Jan 23, 2013 3:37 am

Is that so
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PostSubject: Re: How to be a faggot in CB.   Wed Jan 23, 2013 11:22 am

@AnTi90d wrote:
I'm going to have to see your satire license and proof of bemusement.:
 
Ono, wat ded I du rong (No, seriously, what did I do wrong?)?

tggt wrote:
hao 2 untuned 2k cost?
Looks like someone isn't spending enough money. I changed it to 1k to make it sound less retarded.

Ryuu wrote:
dabes guide 69/10
would use it if i was new to dis game

Thankies Ryuu.

@zerocl wrote:
Is that so
Yes that is indeed so.
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PostSubject: Re: How to be a faggot in CB.   Wed Jan 23, 2013 2:14 pm

Koiro10 wrote:
tggt wrote:
hao 2 untuned 2k cost?
Looks like someone isn't spending enough money. I changed it to 1k to make it sound less retarded.

Even Resha/Eris with 3x great capa can only reach 1800 in case you don't know.
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PostSubject: Re: How to be a faggot in CB.   Wed Jan 23, 2013 2:31 pm

tggt wrote:
Koiro10 wrote:
tggt wrote:
hao 2 untuned 2k cost?
Looks like someone isn't spending enough money. I changed it to 1k to make it sound less retarded.

Even Resha/Eris with 3x great capa can only reach 1800 in case you don't know.
You guys are taking this a bit srsly. It was just a dumb joke 'cause I got bored.
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PostSubject: Re: How to be a faggot in CB.   Wed Jan 23, 2013 3:30 pm

Too complicated...

Resume:

Rush, kill, die... Ignore all child crying... (also as add on, you can argue with them, like if you really care, sarcasm and like are recomend.. that will make them go mad... that is awesome funny)

also... stop crying.. Eris was nerfed!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: How to be a faggot in CB.   Wed Jan 23, 2013 4:04 pm

You forgot this:

use two chat comments to write one sentence and put a gormless smiley behind everything you type.
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PostSubject: Re: How to be a faggot in CB.   Wed Jan 23, 2013 4:46 pm

The first half of 6 kinda applies to me Neutral . The rest of the points I agree with though Smile
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PostSubject: Re: How to be a faggot in CB.   Wed Jan 23, 2013 5:33 pm

@DarkChuky wrote:
Too complicated...

Resume:

Rush, kill, die... Ignore all child crying... (also as add on, you can argue with them, like if you really care, sarcasm and like are recomend.. that will make them go mad... that is awesome funny)

also... stop crying.. Eris was nerfed!!!!
It's not all that complicated, just a bit long. Also, C$ really has a funny idea of nerfing robots.

Pimmel wrote:
You forgot this:

use two chat comments to write one sentence and put a gormless smiley behind everything you type.
Lemme add that in thar.
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PostSubject: Re: How to be a faggot in CB.   Wed Jan 23, 2013 8:37 pm

@DarkChuky wrote:
Rush, kill, die... Ignore all child crying... (also as add on, you can argue with them, like if you really care, sarcasm and like are recomend.. that will make them go mad... that is awesome funny)

also... stop crying.. Eris was nerfed!!!!

^ Please add this to the guide, without editing. Also add "become a realm men nd no the power of bobs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Xd" (-DarkChuky, 2012)

(bobs is supposed to have 2 o's btw, in case you can't even understand)
(only put one though, since chuky is godd speeler)
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PostSubject: Re: How to be a faggot in CB.   Wed Jan 23, 2013 8:47 pm

@MagicPotatoplz wrote:
Also add "become a realm men nd no the power of bobs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Xd" (-DarkChuky, 2012)

(bobs is supposed to have 2 o's btw, in case you can't even understand)
(only put one though, since chuky is godd speeler)
oh holy christ is that a real quote
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PostSubject: Re: How to be a faggot in CB.   Wed Jan 23, 2013 9:14 pm

@Suguri wrote:
@MagicPotatoplz wrote:
Also add "become a realm men nd no the power of bobs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Xd" (-DarkChuky, 2012)

(bobs is supposed to have 2 o's btw, in case you can't even understand)
(only put one though, since chuky is godd speeler)
oh holy christ is that a real quote

Yeah, lost the pic when I got a new computer though. It was something along the lines of "realm men no th epower of bobs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Xd" (this was of course after making several other hilarious comments that I don't remember, and the "bobs" he was talking about was of course Eris)
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PostSubject: Re: How to be a faggot in CB.   Wed Jan 23, 2013 9:16 pm

I'm very sure that Darchucky is a relative of Dolan
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PostSubject: Re: How to be a faggot in CB.   Wed Jan 23, 2013 9:18 pm

@zerocl wrote:
I'm very sure that Darchucky is a relative of Dolan
no, he's actually the 3rd 21st chromosome.
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PostSubject: Re: How to be a faggot in CB.   Wed Jan 23, 2013 9:38 pm

Are Indonesian hated or something?
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PostSubject: Re: How to be a faggot in CB.   Wed Jan 23, 2013 9:42 pm

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Are Indonesian hated or something?
On the internet, they kinda are. Not saying there aren't goods ones or anything. I haven't actually even had the biggest problems with them, and I don't really hate them, but they do sometimes fuck up my online gaming.
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PostSubject: Re: How to be a faggot in CB.   Wed Jan 23, 2013 10:01 pm

StardustAR wrote:
Are Indonesian hated or something?
Anything is when they're lagging.
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PostSubject: Re: How to be a faggot in CB.   Wed Jan 23, 2013 11:25 pm

@MagicPotatoplz wrote:
"become a realm men nd no the power of bobs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Xd" (-DarkChuky, 2012)
i can't breath
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PostSubject: Re: How to be a faggot in CB.   Thu Jan 24, 2013 12:22 am

@MagicPotatoplz wrote:
@Suguri wrote:
@MagicPotatoplz wrote:
Also add "become a realm men nd no the power of bobs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Xd" (-DarkChuky, 2012)

(bobs is supposed to have 2 o's btw, in case you can't even understand)
(only put one though, since chuky is godd speeler)
oh holy christ is that a real quote

Yeah, lost the pic when I got a new computer though. It was something along the lines of "realm men no th epower of bobs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Xd" (this was of course after making several other hilarious comments that I don't remember, and the "bobs" he was talking about was of course Eris)
My god, I remember that post. Great day for CBFF.

>Looks through Chuky's posts
>Can't find the post

Did he delete it or something? What a bum.
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PostSubject: Re: How to be a faggot in CB.   Thu Jan 24, 2013 12:30 am

iKray wrote:
@MagicPotatoplz wrote:
@Suguri wrote:

oh holy christ is that a real quote

Yeah, lost the pic when I got a new computer though. It was something along the lines of "realm men no th epower of bobs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Xd" (this was of course after making several other hilarious comments that I don't remember, and the "bobs" he was talking about was of course Eris)
My god, I remember that post. Great day for CBFF.

>Looks through Chuky's posts
>Can't find the post

Did he delete it or something? What a bum.
Why does this surprise you? Someone who speaks like they're autistic, have arthritic, broken fingers, and as if they spoke this way in real life, it'd be like they're have they're tongue stuck up someone's bum is indeed an untrustworthy bum.
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