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PostSubject: A guide for people who are being chased by birds.   A guide for people who are being chased by birds. EmptyThu Jan 10, 2013 10:33 pm

Some people are chased by birds.
This is a guide for the people who are chased by birds.

Sometimes you will be chased by birds. It is important to remember that being chased by birds does not mean you are crazy. It is a very real problem and must be dealt with in a calm and collected manner.

Things to do when you are being chased by birds:
1. empty your pockets of birdseed.
2. Type in global chat, in all caps, "HELP I AM BEING CHASED BY BIRDS"

Things not to do when you are being chased by birds:
1. Calmly inform your team you are being chased by birds and request their assistance. This will never work.
2. Engage the birds in a shoot-off. Birds are trained in this from birth, they will win every time.
3. Attempt to set the birds on fire. This will not make them angry, it will only SET THEM ON FIRE. You will then be chased by flaming birds. This is not what you want.
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PostSubject: Re: A guide for people who are being chased by birds.   A guide for people who are being chased by birds. EmptyThu Jan 10, 2013 10:36 pm

Cute, at first I thought it was an actual guide for countering general AIR types. Lol.
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PostSubject: Re: A guide for people who are being chased by birds.   A guide for people who are being chased by birds. EmptyFri Jan 11, 2013 12:24 pm

best guide


@Winty wrote:

3. Attempt to set the birds on fire. This will not make them angry, it will only SET THEM ON FIRE. You will then be chased by flaming birds. This is not what you want.

if i keep set them on fire, will they become crispy bird? #em3
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PostSubject: Re: A guide for people who are being chased by birds.   A guide for people who are being chased by birds. EmptyFri Jan 11, 2013 12:47 pm

no they will not become fried chicken if that's what you were looking for
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PostSubject: Re: A guide for people who are being chased by birds.   A guide for people who are being chased by birds. EmptyFri Jan 11, 2013 12:55 pm

I misread the title as "A guide for pepo" at first:v
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PostSubject: Re: A guide for people who are being chased by birds.   A guide for people who are being chased by birds. EmptyFri Jan 11, 2013 1:33 pm

10/10 would read again.
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PostSubject: Re: A guide for people who are being chased by birds.   A guide for people who are being chased by birds. EmptyFri Jan 11, 2013 1:55 pm

Winty makes the best guides. I will use this important advice to its fullest.
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PostSubject: Re: A guide for people who are being chased by birds.   A guide for people who are being chased by birds. EmptyFri Jan 11, 2013 1:55 pm

@Midreus wrote:
no they will not become fried chicken if that's what you were looking for
Good solution! Thanks wintysama!
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PostSubject: Re: A guide for people who are being chased by birds.   A guide for people who are being chased by birds. EmptyFri Jan 11, 2013 2:14 pm

@Winty wrote:
3. Attempt to set the birds on fire. This will not make them angry, it will only SET THEM ON FIRE. You will then be chased by flaming birds. This is not what you want.

But aren't kagura's birds already on fire?
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PostSubject: Re: A guide for people who are being chased by birds.   A guide for people who are being chased by birds. EmptyFri Jan 11, 2013 2:18 pm

@/dev/random wrote:
@Winty wrote:
3. Attempt to set the birds on fire. This will not make them angry, it will only SET THEM ON FIRE. You will then be chased by flaming birds. This is not what you want.

But aren't kagura's birds already on fire?

Who says we're talking about Kagura?
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PostSubject: Re: A guide for people who are being chased by birds.   A guide for people who are being chased by birds. EmptyFri Jan 11, 2013 4:20 pm

ok, thanks.
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PostSubject: Re: A guide for people who are being chased by birds.   A guide for people who are being chased by birds. EmptyFri Jan 11, 2013 4:24 pm

brb setting alt+1 as the hotkey of "HELP I AM BEING CHASED BY BIRDS"
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PostSubject: Re: A guide for people who are being chased by birds.   A guide for people who are being chased by birds. EmptyFri Jan 11, 2013 8:39 pm

I think this guide would be better suited for green pigs than for robot commanders.

Oh well.
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PostSubject: Re: A guide for people who are being chased by birds.   A guide for people who are being chased by birds. EmptyFri Jan 11, 2013 9:18 pm

"Heavily recommended. A must read" -- Retard Weekly
"5 stars out of 5. My underpants dropped from sheer awzmns" -- Cosmic Broken Gazette
"Now, there's a mighty fine way to deal with a bird...mah special recipe's gonna go pretty nicely with 'em chickies" --Zombie Col. Sanders
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"birds make me horny" --Suguri
"yeah" --tanjinyi
"hacks" --Humaniacos
"sayang" --MichaelCOC
"farao" --Carnation
"of if u are bird u wil fly" --DarkChuky
"jag arm jag arm jag arm" -Milez
"Vox no work? #em3 #em3 #em3 thumbs down #em2 #em1 #em1 #em0 #em5 #em1 #em0 thumbs down resha waify resha waify resha waify" --exRumia
"everyone shut the fuck up i'm trying to vox" --koi
"If my 1300 cost bots cant kill it shits gay shut the fuck up heil TITAN" --boytitan2
"YOU BETTER NOT BE PUTTING A FUCKING SEIRON HEAD ON IT" --Futamaster CAV


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PostSubject: Re: A guide for people who are being chased by birds.   A guide for people who are being chased by birds. EmptyFri Jan 11, 2013 9:28 pm

This is dabes guide ever. 10/10. I will now ignore your guide and go set birds on fire, for I am hungry.
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PostSubject: Re: A guide for people who are being chased by birds.   A guide for people who are being chased by birds. EmptyFri Jan 11, 2013 10:20 pm

What if I'm a bird. Would I be able to engage in a 1v1?

What if I'm a bird. Would lighting myself on fire help?

What if I'm a bird. Would chasing the other bird help?

Thanks in advance.
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PostSubject: Re: A guide for people who are being chased by birds.   A guide for people who are being chased by birds. EmptyFri Jan 11, 2013 10:35 pm

@Poppet wrote:
What if I'm a bird. Would I be able to engage in a 1v1?
A guide for people who are being chased by birds. 1MCuS
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PostSubject: Re: A guide for people who are being chased by birds.   A guide for people who are being chased by birds. EmptySat Jan 12, 2013 12:20 am

Lucky birds, being masters at shoot-offs.
I wish I were a bird...
Spoiler:
 
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PostSubject: Re: A guide for people who are being chased by birds.   A guide for people who are being chased by birds. EmptySat Jan 12, 2013 12:45 am

@Suguri wrote:
A guide for people who are being chased by birds. 1MCuS
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PostSubject: Re: A guide for people who are being chased by birds.   A guide for people who are being chased by birds. EmptySat Jan 12, 2013 8:22 am

I would spam left clicks at that bird, mercilessly.
OR
I'll left click that bird and let pursuits "DIRECT HIT!!!" that bird while I'm watching them~
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PostSubject: Re: A guide for people who are being chased by birds.   A guide for people who are being chased by birds. EmptySat Jan 12, 2013 8:33 am

Vulder, Garulabird, Sword Wing, Vulture, Sol Volca Wing.

What did I miss?
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PostSubject: Re: A guide for people who are being chased by birds.   A guide for people who are being chased by birds. EmptySat Jan 12, 2013 8:53 am

@Midreus wrote:
no they will not become fried chicken if that's what you were looking for
No KFC? That's sad ;_____;

@Relict? wrote:
10/10 would read again.
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PostSubject: Re: A guide for people who are being chased by birds.   A guide for people who are being chased by birds. EmptySat Jan 12, 2013 8:56 am

LXE wrote:
Vulder, Garulabird, Sword Wing, Vulture, Sol Volca Wing.

What did I miss?

The joke.

Alternatively, you can just spam that Mialy wonder bit bug to add fuel to the fire.
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PostSubject: Re: A guide for people who are being chased by birds.   A guide for people who are being chased by birds. EmptySat Jan 12, 2013 9:20 am

LXE wrote:
Vulder, Garulabird, Sword Wing, Vulture, Sol Volca Wing.

What did I miss?

suzeku is a bird

but you missed the point of this guide

@Poppet wrote:
What if I'm a bird. Would I be able to engage in a 1v1?

What if I'm a bird. Would lighting myself on fire help?

What if I'm a bird. Would chasing the other bird help?

Thanks in advance.

if you are a bird you should chase people who have birdseed in their pockets.
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