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PostSubject: 1000 things that video games thought us   Wed Nov 03, 2010 8:25 am

The rules are simple. Post anywhere between one or more things that videogames have taught you, and post the name of the videogame that you've learned this fact of life from next to it. Because it's on a videogame, so technically you saw it on TV, so it just has to be true, right?

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1000 - mushrooms make you big (super mario)
999 - you can escape cops by repainting your car (gta)
998 - you cant see your legs (counter-strike and other fps games)
997 - kill something and makes you level up (all rpg games)
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PostSubject: Re: 1000 things that video games thought us   Wed Nov 03, 2010 8:31 am

1 - When choosing a gun, choose the one that shoot through walls.
2 - The amount of time spent playing Guitar Hero would have been better used playing an actual guitar.
3 - Onions make good knights.
4 - You can never catch them all. They will just keep making more.
5 - Your cooking skills can never improve playing Cooking Mama.
6 - After you see the movie, 20 games of it will be available for purchase.

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7 - Riding sharks = Legit.
8 - No matter which pokemon you pick, the professor will always give the better one to your rival.
9 - You can indeed do open-heart surgery with a pizza cutter and office staples.
10 - Always object. There will be contradictions.
11 - H-games can be turned into fighting games~
12 - Don't do mushrooms. It makes you think you're saving a princess from a giant turtle when you really are just in your living room.
13 - Daigo - Legend
14 - Rush, rush, rush. kekekekekeke
15 - Never mess with Taetae's puppy.
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PostSubject: Re: 1000 things that video games thought us   Wed Nov 03, 2010 9:28 am

996: One person can kill hundreds of people and never suffer any consequences
995: Demons are very friendly and are willing to work with you if you talk to them (shin megami tensei)
994: After every adventure, you will lose everything you had if you start a new adventure (any sequal)
993: You can easily drive any vehicle without any previous training
992: The most easily found save point is a church, people steal the crystal ones (rpgs)
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PostSubject: Re: 1000 things that video games thought us   Wed Nov 03, 2010 9:56 am

991 - FALCON!!!! PPPPAAAAWWWNNNNCCCHHH!!!!! (c'mon you know this XD)
990 - All your base are belong to us (zero wing)
989 - RAGEQUIT!!! Mad (any game i guess)
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PostSubject: Re: 1000 things that video games thought us   Wed Nov 03, 2010 9:58 am

988: When the screen says "Press X to (not die)", and you're playing on an Xbox360, you better f___ing press the button.
987: Apparently, it's possible to dodge bullets. Maybe even react on time to block one. Maybe if you're crazy awesome you can catch one with your bare hand.
986: If it lives, it can die. If it's Undead, it can fall to the ground. Even if you have to hack the game to do it.
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PostSubject: Re: 1000 things that video games thought us   Wed Nov 03, 2010 3:16 pm

991 As long as your above water you can survive a jump out of a plane - GTA

990 The pen is Mightier then the sword - scribblenauts

989 Equipment is never an object of weight - All RPGS

988 If it screams and your near it your fucked - Legend of Zelda

987 Traps hurt ALOT - RF Online

986 Ninjas own everything - Conquer Online

985 No matter how strong you are there will always be an lazy npc stronger then you - all games

984 Never let your guard down - Infinity space



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PostSubject: Re: 1000 things that video games thought us   Wed Nov 03, 2010 8:45 pm

983 - Dune is a Lolicon - CB
982 - Hands can get cramped too - DJMP
981 - I really am bored... - Tetris
980 - Chickens are immune to nukes - COD iirc
979 - Old things arent always crap - Bubble Bobble
978 - Old things are crap most of the time though - SEGA 80's racing games
977 - You can get killed and come back to life - any rpg games
976 - Japanese people really have some good, weird ideas. - Paperman
975 - I desperately need a mouse - Material Sniper
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PostSubject: Re: 1000 things that video games thought us   Wed Nov 03, 2010 9:23 pm

976 - Throwing a basketball into a hoop can turn the basketball into a cannonball.
975 - If More Dakka doesn't work, either you need to have even more Dakka, or you need to change your ammunition.
974 - Laser weapons defeat nuclear bombs.
973 - Chi/Ki attacks defeat lasers.
972 - Thus, Chi/Ki attacks defeat nuclear bombs.
971 - Expect any two projectiles that collide to either phase right through each other, or clash in an absolutely spectacular fashion.
970 - Flamethrowers work in water.
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PostSubject: Re: 1000 things that video games thought us   Wed Nov 03, 2010 10:10 pm

969 - Anything can be interrup-TROMBE!!!! (Cookie goes to whomever gets the reference)

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PostSubject: Re: 1000 things that video games thought us   Thu Nov 04, 2010 12:38 am

968 - ICE CAR!!! (blazblue)
967 - smoker doesnt smoke cigarettes (left4dead)
966 - wood tools are stronger than gold tools (minecraft)
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PostSubject: Re: 1000 things that video games thought us   Thu Nov 04, 2010 5:23 am

965 - Greed is Good (Warcraft3)
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PostSubject: Re: 1000 things that video games thought us   Thu Nov 04, 2010 9:27 am

964: You will never be able to prove that you did that really awesome thing on the first try
963: It's always cool when you can light up a cigarette (even if it is bad for you)
962: The cut scene will always be cooler than anything you can do
961: There is no such thing as bleeding to death
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PostSubject: Re: 1000 things that video games thought us   Thu Nov 04, 2010 9:55 am

960: Seiyuus in a game are just as awesome as Seiyuu in an anime. (Click here for all known Cosmic Break Seiyuu so far)

959: If something goes horribly wrong, save and reset.
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PostSubject: Re: 1000 things that video games thought us   Thu Nov 04, 2010 11:42 am

959: Shoot first, ask questions later; because thinking during combat is deadly.
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PostSubject: Re: 1000 things that video games thought us   Thu Nov 04, 2010 9:11 pm

958: if 959 doesn't work, either you need more Dakka, or you're using the wrong ammunition.
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PostSubject: Re: 1000 things that video games thought us   Fri Nov 05, 2010 9:40 pm

957: A mech can cleave a battleship... no matter the size difference (SRW)
956: Theme music is a powerup. (various)
955: Cutscene attacks do more damage than you ever can in game. (various)
954: Talking if a free action. (various)
953: Or screw #954 and attack them mid-speech. (various)
952: Or even beter than #953, kill them mid-sentence. (various)
951: Bonus points if they're cursing. (various)
950: Shooters / Hack & Slash games are more graphics than quality these days..., usually. (various)
949: Idiotic Plotline because everyone character person lost 50%+ IQ points to make it work (various)
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PostSubject: Re: 1000 things that video games thought us   Fri Nov 05, 2010 11:33 pm

948 : Online MMOs can really make people kill themselves irl over stupid reasons (Everquest)
947 : Dune is attracted to girls with small breasts (several places but CB proved that to me D: )
946 : Dem boobs are really missile launchers (Roll in Marvel Vs Capcom)
945 : Taking a piss is good for your health (some Duke Nukem game)
944 : Even chickens can be used as weapons if you stick some TNT up their butt (Redneck Rampage)
943 : The most fearsome boss... has ?? for HP and a fawking BLACK HP bar (Shining Force 2)
942 : If someone wants to suicide by jumping off a building... cast Feather Fall on them and grin evily (Dungeons and Dragons)
941 : Dune cant do shit when hes tired *INCLUDING COUNTING.. had to edit this with correct numbers* (Everything)

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940 : Video games can be like real life too.. if your dead your dead so don't die... (Fire Emblem.. if they die.. they die.. FOREVER)
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PostSubject: Re: 1000 things that video games thought us   Sat Nov 06, 2010 12:50 am

16 - Ronald McDonald has the ability to make war lords with his seed.
17 - Who needs skill when you have money?
18 - It will be a girl character that will beat you lifeless.
19 - Don't read books. It will literally suck you into it.
20 - Solution to life's problem : Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, A, B
21 - You are not 1337 if you can't beat Spelunker.
22 - MMO's can also be referred to as "Grinds"
23 - Good gameplay? Who needs that when your game looks pretty? n_n
24 - The younger your brain, the better. Making 1 yr. olds the greatest sages of our time.
25 - Want to figure out what your future career is going to be like? Play the game to find out.
26 - All your base are belong to us.
27 - No matter how badly damaged you are, fatigue will never set in.
28 - You will never bleed no matter how badly you are hit.
29 - Don't leave the blonde in the pink dress alone. Otherwise, she will be captured.
30 - Age does not matter. 80 year-old men are still demons.
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PostSubject: Re: 1000 things that video games thought us   Sat Nov 06, 2010 1:22 am

@Abolla wrote:

26 - All your base are belong to us.
i posted that already.... go and change it...
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PostSubject: Re: 1000 things that video games thought us   Sat Nov 06, 2010 3:17 am

31 - There will be glitches which makes you abuse repeatable actions over and over again.
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PostSubject: Re: 1000 things that video games thought us   Sat Nov 06, 2010 3:21 am

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947 : Dune is attracted to girls with small breasts (several places but CB proved that to me D: )

I've already done that. You thought I would let this fact just pass by? How many times did I not call you lolicon Dune lol???
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PostSubject: Re: 1000 things that video games thought us   Sat Nov 06, 2010 4:57 am

939: Lipsticks make deadly bullets.
938: If bullets won't cut it, lipsticks make deadly whips.
937: If whips won't cut it, lipsticks make deadly lightsabers.
936: If lightsabers won't cut it, then lipsticks won't cut it. Use chocolate instead, they make deadly bombs.
935: No matter how much you pay him, a big bald guy in shades won't put a chainsaw on your arm. But, if you kick his ass, he'll give you a ring that transforms into a chainsaw.
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PostSubject: Re: 1000 things that video games thought us   Sat Nov 06, 2010 5:25 am

sunjae429 wrote:
@Dune wrote:

947 : Dune is attracted to girls with small breasts (several places but CB proved that to me D: )

I've already done that. You thought I would let this fact just pass by? How many times did I not call you lolicon Dune lol???

liking small breasts doesn't make me a lolicon >_>....

*coughs and corrects self*

947 : Dune is attracted to Legal girls with small breasts
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PostSubject: Re: 1000 things that video games thought us   Sat Nov 06, 2010 5:36 am

934: lag > you
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PostSubject: Re: 1000 things that video games thought us   Sat Nov 06, 2010 5:39 am

933: There are no shooting games without sewer levels. (Serious Sam 2)
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